the Good the Bad and the Ugly

thirstfollower:

thirstfollower:

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hell yeah 420 blaze it hmu with some weed 

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ha. ha i mean 420 blaze it in church… pulling weeds from the ground i love clean churches!! 

meanplastic:

waking up in the morning for school

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fugrats:

have you seen my sex tape

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vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

britney2007spears:

why would jesus do that

britney2007spears:

why would jesus do that

benjihunna:

poppunky:

a-scar-filled-sky:

What the hell this is rad as life


Wow this is really well looped.

nice

benjihunna:

poppunky:

a-scar-filled-sky:

What the hell this is rad as life

Wow this is really well looped.

nice

When “i” is replaced with “we” even illness becomes wellness.
Malcolm X (via amorestavivo)
og-animals:

But I, somehow, some way, keep comin’ up with funky ass shit like every single day.

og-animals:

But I, somehow, some way, keep comin’ up with funky ass shit like every single day.