hell yeah 420 blaze it hmu with some weed
ha. ha i mean 420 blaze it in church… pulling weeds from the ground i love clean churches!!
waking up in the morning for school
have you seen my sex tape
me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture
Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
why would jesus do that
What the hell this is rad as life
Wow this is really well looped.
|—||Malcolm X (via amorestavivo)|
But I, somehow, some way, keep comin’ up with funky ass shit like every single day.